Yeah, no, that's too monstrous.
Also, I updated my above post with some more details.
I think my vision is too specific. Short of drawing them myself (which I couldn't do even if my life depended on it, I suck at drawing) or paying for commission(s) (which I don't have money for), I fear I won't find what I need.
I would post an example but they're all NSFW.