*Not to make a character who introduces himself as Professor of Natural Philosophy, Bartholomew J. Thurston.
**Not to then specialize in lightning and smoke attacks.
***His goal is not to make the universe release the blue smoke.
****I am not to be surprised when the irl electricals character kills him.
*****Not to then roll up his brother Barry J. Thurston, Novice of Philosophical Naturalism, who has a similar theme.