Circle of Assassins VII: Deadliest Warrior (Started)

[Zjoot]

I'd like to claim a spot in this game.

Name: Mr. Squeakums

Appearance: Looks like a pig carcass. Probably it's because he is a pig carcass. There are some bits of flesh hanging off and some weapons sticking out of him; someone was testing their throwing axes. Usually, he is tied up on a shooting range or some such. Mr. Squeakum's eyes have taken on a mysterious, unhealthy greenish glow lately, which may or may not be due to the influence of unholy magicks beyond all human understanding.

Skills:
Stench: Mr. Squeakums smells almost unbearably bad, and this is useful in assassination as nausea is a considerable drawback to Mr. Squeakum's opponents.

Disease Ridden: If anyone tries to make bacon or any other pork product of Mr. Squeakums, or indeed probably even touches him, it will not end well for that person because Mr. Squeakums is considerably more rancid than is usually considered "healthy"

Thick Skin: Many weapons have been tested on Mr. Squeakums. He is used to it now, and doesn't particularly mind if you shoot or stab him.

Possible influence of Unholy Magic Beyond all Human Understanding: Mr. Squeakums may or may not be under the influence of unholy magic beyond all human understanding. Crossing Mr. Squeakum's hypothetical dark masters hypothetically results in extreme hypothetical suffering and anguish for the weak-willed.