Hinjo...Ancient Black Dragon...*weeps*

Soon Kim is pretty cool, but not cool enough to beat Vaarsuvius. Sorry.

O-Chul beats out Therkla in a heartbeat.

LC:

Samantha's Dad, because anyone not actually annoying beats out Eugene.

Given that even with looking at the strip, it took me five minutes to remember "Evisceratus," I'm going with the Death Knight.