The valiant knight, Sir Elemental, tired from his recent slaying of the great dragon Terrance, Scourge of the Northern Wastes, interrupted his nap to respond to recent accusations from the occasionally slanderous Undwir, an otherwise noble and courageous knight.
"You wound me Sirs Undwir. Never would I stoop to such a suspicious level of deceit as our dear brother in arms Sir Dark the Super, who is as we all know, preoccupied with a most important quest in foreign lands.
"By all that is righteous and good, I insist that you reconsider your accusation and instead seek to investigate Sir Szilard. It is my thought that an investigation into his financial affairs would be most illuminating."
Finally waking up fully, Elemental realised that Lord Smashbro had not yet arrived.
"Oh right, I can stop the overly formal language.
"Sir Szilard, just how are you so fabulously wealthy? We all know that the annuity we receive from our lord isn't that great. I had to slay two dragons and defeat an evil wizard just to get time off to go on pilgrimage!"