Quote Originally Posted by Archpaladin Zousha View Post
Someone once stuck something like this in a game I played in, though it wasn't a deck of cards. It was the "Half-Orc Porn Magazine." Anyone who saw even the cover was so horrified they'd immediately fall backwards down the stairs. With no saving throw. Even if they were out in the middle of the woods and there weren't stairs behind them a second ago.
This is really funny.