Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas

[Man on Fire]

*If a character can make the check to burst through a wall or door, he is morally obligated to do so while screaming "OH YEAH!!"

**Refusal to do this for any reason is a Lawful Boring act, and will cause any chaotic otherwise-awesome character to lose his class features until he atones.

*** The only exception to that is if immiediatelly after bursting through the wall or door, the character will hand a wiener to the nearest person and yell "TASTE SOME SLIM JIM!"