Tippy's Terrifically Terrible Trial

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While any class can use parts of the build, there are a couple of abilities unique to a monk - Unarmed Damage progression, Flurry progression (which is an enhanced TWF that works on 2 handed weapons), Unarmored Speed progression, AC progression.
These are the abilities I try to synergize and capitalize on.

Fulfilment of criteria

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I present:
Rorc Lee, the Half-Orc Lv 20 Monk


The TLDR version is Ubercharger that does “Over 90006000!” damage and is able to treat every roll as a natural 20. (Turned out I had an extra parameter in my excel formula, so damage was incorrectly calculated as 9000+ instead of 6000+)

Warning : I overdid it methinks…kinda hard to read even with tables
Race

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Stats

• Awaken specifics - Hire NPC spellcaster to "Polymorph any Object" Rorc Lee into a Tree, then cast a Maximized Empowered Awaken to get 18 + (0.5 x 3d6). Repeat until I get max on the rolls. If Epic feats allowed (Gate scrolls with high enough CL to gate in Epic level Solars/Dragonwrought Kobold), I will use Intensified.
• Would have also tried polymorphing into a animal subsequently for another Maximum Empowered Awaken to get an arbitarily high Cha. But I'm not sure if the 2 HD messes with this challenge, and also whether this pushes it into the no infinite loops restriction.
• Timeless body allows Rorc Lee to gain +3 to Mental abilites from aging without suffering physical penalties.
  

Class Levels


Feats

Equipment Total Costs = 715,912

Primary Weapon

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Weapons

Secondary Weapons

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