[Now To Strike A Blow For Evil]

And Brian finds himself with a target-rich environment!



Captain Hairgel considers his options, then produces two water balloons from under his coat. Takes careful aim.
Then throws!

The young man walking past will likely have the balloon hit him in the back. Where the effect, if it, will be to create the sensation that something is on his back, shifting around creepily. But no matter what he does, it'll still be there as if it's trying to dig in!

The tiefling girl, on the other hand, will have the balloon aimed squarely for her head. And a direct hit would result in, quite possibly, her hair doubling in length!

...for starters.