Random Banter #196

[Teddy]

Dunno. You could ask for a cake.

Well, I'm not much for inviting myself to a party. I aways fear I won't be welcome unless I receive a proper invitation...

Still not entirely sure what kind of a cake I'll make... Sort of torn between a mud cake and a sachertorte. Has to be something chocolatey.

I really like Schwarzwald, but it's probably not chocolatey enough for your tastes...

Mhm. But still. Her bird flew into a candle. That's...

That takes a special kind of bird.

This is the reason to why they stopped releasing doves at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, if my sources are correct. For some reason, people weren't happy when the symbols of peace and understanding decided to commit mass suicide by flying straight into the Olympic fire...

Also, this hardly comes close to the sheer stupidity of the common pheasant, who needs to watch one of it's own peers fly straight into the side of a barn just to learn that it probably should dodge away at the last second if the barn doesn't move out of the way when you fly straight at it. Seriously.