Oh but didn't you know my sister is the most important person in the universe : O
If there was ever a time I wanted Something Awful Forum emoticons it'd be now. That smilie shooting itself is so appropriate with sarcasm of this level.
Awesome! I know...a little, about Les Mis. Javert is a badass and a REALLY good example of how a Stick Up His Ass Paladin will end up if they are characterized correctly.