Quote Originally Posted by Qwertystop View Post
Meaning the picture of the time I cut my finger.
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Oooooooh. That looks painful.

But I can top that (although no pictures were taken).

I once tried to fly when I was just a little boy. Threw myself in the air, wearing shorts (or pants, can't remember which), slid on the driveway on my knees. Excruciating pain ensured.