Originally Posted by
Deme
Eventually, they came levitating a mound of driftwood.
"So, what do we do with all of this?"
"It's driftwood, so it should be drifting, right?"
Top Hat wouldn't let that misinformation stand.
"Ah, but there's different types of drifting, my dear. There's drifting like jellyfish, for example... But there's also drifting like what we're doing right now!"
"So we need to get the driftwood on a train or something?"
Top Hat nodded sagely, a self-satisfied grin on his face.
"We need to find the driftwood's heart, so we'll know where that heart is leading it on its journey of self-discovery!" He declared in a dramatic voice, gesturing to the horizon.
"That's incredible! Sandy, how do we do that?"