D&D 5th Edition XII: Peasant Militias Can Defeat Smartphones?

[Icewraith]

Actually the rythym should be the same since the syllable count doesn't change. To make it really work it would probably have to include changing the second line to

"grognards with their beards of snow."
or perhaps "halls of dough"
or "halls of D'oh"

Meh, keeping the original altered format. Although if I remember to do it I should write up some sort of adventure in the halls of D'oh!

Edit: The even more metagamey and deadly version of the Tomb of Horrors.

Double edit: The aforementioned dice pool systems were partially inspired, come to think of it, by a new player in my 4e group's difficulties with a character the DM wrote up that had tons of bonuses based on conditions on the target. Granted they were mostly damage bonuses and I focused on a to-hit rolling system, but she had issues remembering the attack bonuses as well. I suppose the real problem is that higher level play is fairly complex no matter how you slice it in the last two editions.