Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
I think my favorite might be the Warforged Wizard, though. I picture him trying to be a wizard and not being very good at it, so he dutifully studies the most powerful wizards to find out what they have in common that he lacks. His conclusion? Beards.
Well, he sure looks like the guy I'd call if I ever needed someone to mictifarcate my gilltooney.