*sigh* This isn't fun to read, and it's even less fun to try joking about it. It's so contrived it's like snarking a line graph.
It's like celery: Nature's toothbrush for your colon! O la la!
Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1955
I thought Tom Bombadil dreadful — but worse still was the announcer's preliminary remarks that Goldberry was his daughter (!), and that Willowman was an ally of Mordor (!!).