Things I'm Not Allowed To Do While Gaming

[Rolaran]

533. The bard's Hold Person spell may not contain the phrase. "Stop! In the name of love"
534. Portals to the Elemental Plane of Fire are found on walls, in doorways, and occasionally floating in midair. You may not create one on the floor, disguise it with a Persian rug, and attempt to lure the BBEG onto it.
535. Not allowed to create any kind of illusion image with the express purpose of seducing someone.
536. Gnomes do not have Profession (Tour Guide).
537. My monk may not greet any warforged with the phrase "Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto"
538. A chicken is not a proper familiar or animal companion.
539. A chicken is not a mount of any kind.
540. Casting "Resurrection" on the moosehead hanging on the tavern wall- no.
541. Casting "Resurrection" on the owl feather in the ranger's cap- no.
542. Casting "Resurrection" on the BBEG's dragon-scale armor- Dear lord no.
543. Casting "Resurrection" on anything that was not, in life, a party member is now expressly forbidden.
544. No, we have never had a moose as a party member.