EMPIRE! A Community World-Building Tale of People & Discovery

[Tychris1]

Yeah, this is an odd thing to say. It's also a bit meta-y for my taste. *shrug*




Since everyone is doing lexicons, I present:

In GRAND gilt text, embossed on the finest of imported leather, and covering the most delicate pages, sits the Guilder Codexicon, a big book with a lot of words that the faculty of the Technical Institute for Brilliant Minds is calling a "dictionary." Here we find some of the most brilliant entries:

Sea: Something to use to get money.
Desert: Something to use to get money.
Swamp: Something to use to get money.
Forest: Something to use to get money.
Tundra: Something to use to get money.
Volcano: Something to use to get money.
Mountain: Something to use to get money.

Are they obsessed? Yes. Single-minded and greedy? Yes. Are they good at their jobs? You better effing believe it, son. Now how about trading me that open jaw for some lumber?

So the Guilder dictionary is just this song?