"You wonder why I turned from the light? Well, I'll tell ya'! When I was rooting out 'heathens' I was bitten by a snake. No righteousness, no glory; just a snake when I was peeing! And when my 'comrades' found me on the ground writhing in pain, they left me! They just took me valuables, and walked off saying I was 'too far gone'. And you'd never guess who'd saved me; those very same 'heathens' I'd been trying to 'cleanse'. So begone before I plunge my 'unholy' blade in yer' chest!"
- Kamdon Longaxe, first dwarven "Shadow Knight," before a duel with an unnamed inquisitor.

"Oh, sure, I fought the Edge-blighted creature. Darn near took off my arm too! So, no, I will not go with you on your 'quest.' I'm staying right here with my crossbow and my stone wall. Thank you very much."