Quote Originally Posted by Socksy View Post
I once had a dream that V and Z were in a duel (of the swashbuckley type, they were using rapiers), with a DM as the umpire/referee type thing.

Z attacked and hit V, who said something like "Wait! I want to sunder that attack!" (For some strange dream reason, the words 'sunder' and 'parry' had swapped meanings.) The DM was like "Are you sure? Sunder rules are hard!", but V insisted, so he started looking at the tables in the DMG and rolling d%, face growing more and more puzzled, until he finally announced: "Z just got V pregnant! I warned you about sunder rules!"
Best. Dream. Ever.

Quote Originally Posted by Socksy View Post
Spoiler: Cartesian geometry
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What I'm getting from this is that if Haley's gender was the line from (-1,0) to (1,0) and Elan's was the line from (0,-1) to (0,1), then V's goes from (-1/sqrt2, -1/sqrt2) to (1/sqrt2, 1/sqrt2), and Inky's goes from (-1/sqrt2, 1/sqrt2) to (1/sqrt2, -1/sqrt2)?
Cartesian? Please, Elven genders are obviously complex polar.