888) No pinning the decapitated head of a great wyrm prismatic dragon to a stone wall.
889) No encouraging the party demilich to turn into a dragon while hovering over a group of monsters.
890) No using the local PA system to broadcast wail of the banshee 20th level into a group of 220 halflings.
891) No calling Sauron 'Captain Crunch.'

Yeah, we have fun times in our munchkin campaigns.