Jace's Place

"But it's weird! We're practically the same person! Don't you think it'd be weird to have two of the same person in one house?"

"Compared to what's happened to us so far? Yeah, it's weird, but now my.... our lives are weird. And, I'm sorry, but you obviously aren't as smart as I am-"

"Hey!"

"Whatever happened to you must have killed some brain cells, and you're nowhere near as fit as me, either. Even ignoring that you're super skinny, you just aren't fit! You look like a highschooler. And kind of acting like one, too."

"No I am not!"
...
"Okay, maybe a little. It's not my fault, I probably lost those cells between dying and coming back as a zombie!"