Quote Originally Posted by geez3r View Post
905: When formulating a plan for the final battle, I will not use the phrase "And we'll wing it from there."
You have plans that go beyond that phrase? My party lives "on the wing."

DM:
914: Never assume that your party will not hit on the female NPC.
915: Never assume that your party will leave a building intact.
916: Never assume that your party will leave the game-defining artifact in one piece.
917: If everyone in the party takes leadership and buys a bag of holding, you know it's time to start banning something.
918: Guards do not walk and climb a half a mile in one round.
919: Never assume that your party will care about the poor, poor catgirls...