THE TINIEST CROSSBOW
That cracked me up way more than it should.

Anyways, here's a few inspired by an actual game session I just had, which is rare for me (or are we not supposed to admit that?):

* My character cannot be functionally immune to charm effects "Because he's just that paranoid, even of his friends."
* If I get drunk and pick a fight with a Wizard, I deserve what's coming to me.
* I should not expect any deception against a Telepath Psion to remain successful for more than 24 hours.