Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VI: This Isn't A Checklist, We Swear!

[Socksy]

* I may not play a Cleric of Chocolate Chip Cookies
** Chocolate Chip Cookies are not Chaotic Evil
* My character does not pronounce emoticons out loud

*** I'll get smited by my deity if I ever utter the phrase "come 2 teh dark side!!x3 we haz cOoKieZ!!xDDDD" or any variant thereof.

* I know the difference between a snowman and an ice golem, and may not arrest children for building the former

** I may not help them build the latter, either.
*** Nor can I send one after my sister.
**** If trying to create Elsa as my character results in a switch between the Wilder fluff and Sorcerer fluff in the campaign setting, that's fine. It does not, however, grant the existing Sorcerer a tragic backstory retroactively.
***** Cannot use Mindrape to get around this!