*I may not make it a goal, in character or out, to be more crazy awesome than the hypothetical offspring of Jack Sparrow and Henderson.
**The Bardic Knock spell, while awesome, only works once.
***The Bardic Candy-gram-for-Mongo, on the other hand, works at all times.
****I may not knock on a door in a dungeon and simply hand whoever opens the door a note that says, "I've been casting Explosive Runes on this note for a week."
*****"Barbarian" and "Axe" are not synonyms for "rogue" and "lockpick."
******Having a maxed out Bluff skill is not a Superpower.