**Oatmeal raisin cookies are not the devil.
***I may not proceed to trash the kitchen simply because the promised cookies were oatmeal raisin and not chocolate chip.
****...Not in-character, either.
*****The same rule applies to crumpets or the lack thereof.
*Refluffing is all well and good, but referring to my
paired longswords as "twin sisters" in that tone of voice creeps out the rest of the table.
**Parents still pick me up from the gaming location, not a "gangsta," not allowed to use that slang.
***No longer allowed to use the word "badonkadonk" in any context.
*Why yes, the DM does resent ever introducing me to Borderlands.