Quote Originally Posted by gorfnab View Post
Why did the fey cross the road? To get to the other sidhe.
Maybe it's because I read that word like it's supposed to be pronounced ("shee"), that I don't think that's a good joke.

Sorry.

One that's kind of meta-gamey...

Had a player who had a Fighter, liked to rummage through my Monster Manual between sessions, comparing his strength to various monsters ("I'm stronger than that, almost as strong as that..." etc). Party encounters a Kraken in the Underdark. Fighter player says "Ooh, a Kraken! I'm almost as strong as that!"

I tell him, "Dude, a Kraken can snap you in half"

Wizard's player "Snap, Kraken, Pop!"