A tardy theory on Elan’s Tarquin-toppling Plan (Yes. Another one)

[Uigeadaily]

I'm thinking story telling conventions because, well it's Elan we're talking about after all. I suppose he could reuse that giant wooden alpaca.

True...considering The Order recently made some allies within the Semi-Elemental Plane of Ranch Dressing, it should not take too much effort to harvest all the Potato Salad they could need for it.

I would be interested in seeing what The EoB Guard Manual has to say on dealing with that.

So you're saying his plan is... Send in the Clowns?

After they establish a circusvallation, yes.