1203. The Paladin does not understand sarcasm.
1204. The Paladin's special mount is not to be refered to as "good eatin'."
1204a. Even if your character is French.
1205. Rabbit is not an acceptable nickname for an Elf.
1206. Good characters are not allowed to start dead pools.
1207. The elf is not "acceptable losses," particularly while he still lives.
1208. Never let your entire party take a language you don't have.
1209. You may not worship the Wizard that did it.
1210. You may not worship a party member's familiar.
1211. You may not worship the lucky rocket ship underpants.
1212. You may not model your character around Joseph Stalin.
1213. You may not exploit your DM's shaky grasp of history.
1214. You may not teach a young child that "Hastur" is a term of endearment.
1215. You may not rename your NPC torchbearer.
1216. The arguement "they're just NPCs" does not work circumvent a good alignment.
1217. Elmers is not an acceptable name for a mount.
1218. Naming a riding dog after an unatractive female PC is very bad manners.
1219. The dwarf already is embarased about riding a pony, don't rub it in.
1220. Don't blaime the rouge before disdcovering his guilt.
1221. When the henchman asks if you'd raise him if he dies don't respond with: "Hah! That's a good one!"
1222. No god has hypocracy in its portfolio.
1222. "Rocks fall! Everyone dies!" is not an acceptable end for a campaign. Spoiler
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