1296. Not allowed to travel to another dimension, yell "reboot!" and expect something good to happen.
1297. If something good does happen, the next word out of my mouth should most certainly not be "Alphanumeric!"
1298. Under no circumstance am I allowed to ra*e, sack, pillage, burn or eat the babies.
1299. Bob Saget is not an acceptable villian
1300. Neither is he an acceptable character name
1301. Petting the guardian sphinx and calling her a "kitty" is not allowed.
1302. The race card does not work.
1303. There will be NO mention of a gazebo.
1304. When you defeat the mighty dragon, one and only one victory lap is in order. Seventeen is right out.
1305. Saying "Ni" to an enemy knight is considered bad form.
1306. Actually, referencing anything from Monty Python is bad form. (It's a dead horse people, let it go.)
1307. "But I'm CN" is never an acceptable argument.