#435: "Okay, guys, I found this really great system I want to try out. It's called FATAL."
My train of thought:
Me: Huh, what's FATAL? Let's ask St. Google
*Reading wiki article, reviews, comments*
Me: Wow... Sounds awful. Hey, look, a pdf!
*Reading the pdf*
Me:... What. The. Hell!?.
MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.