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2014-06-29, 12:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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#151
Re: Campaign Quotes, No Context Edition II: We all want to be the Majestic 12
P2: "Where are the paper towels?"
P4: "The dragons are guarding them."
P4: "So we have a tiefling, a half-elf, a half-orc, and a GOLDEN GNOME approach this building..."
P1: "I'll go talk to it."
P3: "Do you speak Giant?"
P1: "...Sure, why not?"
GM: "So, congratulations. You've killed another evil intelligent plant."
P4: "YES! That puts me up to TWO!"
P3: *cupping hands as megaphone* "Will the druid who owns this moose PLEASE come forward?"
P2: "I have Knowledge (Arcana) now! I know stuff about magic!"
P1: "...We're dead."
P2: "I have roughly a d7 hit die."