P2: "Where are the paper towels?"
P4: "The dragons are guarding them."

P4: "So we have a tiefling, a half-elf, a half-orc, and a GOLDEN GNOME approach this building..."

P1: "I'll go talk to it."
P3: "Do you speak Giant?"
P1: "...Sure, why not?"

GM: "So, congratulations. You've killed another evil intelligent plant."
P4: "YES! That puts me up to TWO!"

P3: *cupping hands as megaphone* "Will the druid who owns this moose PLEASE come forward?"

P2: "I have Knowledge (Arcana) now! I know stuff about magic!"
P1: "...We're dead."

P2: "I have roughly a d7 hit die."