GM: "I'm trying to decide between the H&K 227X or the FN P93."
Ronnie: "A P93?"
Amaya: "If the P90 is the woman of your dreams, then the P93 would be her hotter, younger sister."
Ronnie: "But that would make her 12 years old!" D:
Nicolette: "Dude, you have issues."

Ronnie: "Can you weild the 227X and the P93 one handed?"
GM: "I'm not sure if you can."
Ronnie: "You can wield the P90 one-handed."
Amaya: "And the P93 is apparently only 12."
Ronnie: "Hahaha... aww, awkward."

Ronnie: *Snaps the revolver back, dropping the cylinder on the floor*
GM: "Congratulations."
Nicolette: "There are guns that can do that."
GM: "I think we just witnessed one."
Nicolette: "No, I mean in real life."
Amaya: "What, so is the one you're holding photoshopped?"

Nicolette: "Now that I have an investigate skill, I learned something."
Amaya: "That this job requires investigating the crimes in order to solve them?"
Nicolette: "Yes!"
GM: "No!"
Ronnie: "Hello!"

GM: "She's been trying to lick the plug and stick her fingers in the electrical socket."
Ronnie: "That sounds like success."
Amaya: "No, it's Minute Rice."

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Alexander: "May I have some cream soda?"
Ronnie: "You're old. You'll die sooner."
Alexander: "And...?"
Amaya: "Hey, give a dying man his last rites and meal."
Ronnie: "Well that'll depend what he's planning to do with cream soda at his funeral. If he's marinading himself with it, that'll smell interesting."

GM: "Anything else of this plan I should know about?"
Amaya: "Let's see; I tagged the building to piss off the cult, we have a hurricane lamp for nightfall, and chains with locks to capture any Jersey Devils that show up... nope, we're good."
Ronnie: "Hello, don't like waiting."
Amaya: "I got something to smooth the time over." *Pulls out a bag of joints* "Medicinal evidence Doobie Snacks."
Ronnie: "Ronnie Doobie doo!"

Nicolette: "Where would you get the money for that?"
Ronnie: "Hello, maybe I retired."
Nicolette: "Retired from what?"
GM: "A bohemian lifestyle."

GM: "I didn't know Ronnie was into the furry scene."
Ronnie: "Hello, yiff-n-murr."

Nicolette: "Can I get you a drink?"
Ronnie: "Boss man only drinks the blood of virgins."
Jimmy: "DISTILLED blood of virgins. Do you think I'm uncouth or something?"

Ronnie: "So I'm close enough to this chick that I could violate her with my shotgun?"
GM: "Yes you are."
Ronnie: *Beat* "And my peni-"
Amaya: "Please choose the right weapon to fire!"

Ronnie: "Know anyone who likes disappearing in a puff of smoke?"
Nicolette: "That could describe any stoner."

Amaya: *Attempts to break into the house*
Alexander: "I thought we needed a search warrant to enter this place?"
Amaya: "Screw that, my poor choice of friends is being questioned."

Nicolette: "Ronnie, what are you doing?"
Ronnie: "You don't want to know, it's in braille."

Ronnie: *Walks into the bathroom*
Bathroom: *Explodes!*
Ronnie: "Hello!" *Matrix dodges the explosion. Closes the door*
Amaya: "Ronnie?! You alright?"
Ronnie: "Cough, cough. Yeah. Uh... don't go into the bathroom. Someone forgot to flush."
Nicolette: *Calls Amaya* "I heard an explosion. What are you doing in the house?"
Amaya: "Getting attacked by a bathroom."
Nicolette: "Should I be worried?"
Amaya: "Not yet. I'll let you know when."

Amaya: *Triggers an explosive rune*
Ronnie: *Triggers an explosive rune*
House: *Several explosions occur inside, waking up the neighborhood, setting off car alarms*
Nicolette: *Calls Amaya again* "Are you all done in there?!"
Amaya: "... oh yeah. This place is finished."

Ronnie: "Was that Drew Barrymore being erotic?"
GM: "I think that was her being an ad."

GM: "Canadian money is chocolate."

Amaya: "I'm sitting at the back of the party because I was told that I was going to be lynched by the Amish."

Amaya: "I think I can get into this church."
Nicolette: "Forgive us Pelor, for we're about to sin."

Nicolette: "Ronnie, get your shotgun. Amaya, did you buy a gun?"
Amaya: "When did I have that kind of time?"
Alexander: "Do you even know how to shoot a gun?"
Amaya: "I can pull a trigger."
Alexander: "Well if we're going by semantics, can you shoot a gun skillfully?"
Amaya: "I've never fired a gun in my life. Non-proficient."
Alexander: "Well see now, that's what I'm getting at."
Nicolette: "Do you need to borrow a gun?"
Ronnie: "Do you need to borrow a -4 penalty?"

Amaya: *Breaks into the church, makes her way to the back, and unlocks the back door*
Ronnie: "Hello."
Amaya: "Welcome to Pelor's house."
Nicolette: "Is Pelor in?"
Amaya: "Pelor will not be hosting tonight's party."
Weather OOC: *Lightning flash and thunder as the rain rolls in*
Team: *Dives away from the church and looks up, shaken*