Iron Chef Optimization Challenge in the Playground LVIII

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Ha, just got a very funny idea that I kind of wish I'd thought of a few days ago. Let's see, I've got about thirty-two minutes left of internet time before I have to move my car out of a tow zone, after which point I'll probably be working solidly until the reveal... can I put together the world's fastest entry? Stay tuned! (Spoiler alert: probably not...)

I just had a pun, with no build behind it. I'm curious if it's the same inspiration as your idea, but I'll just have to wait until the reveal so you can post your idea.

I just hope I don't mess up the math. ;)

Well ... math is hard, right?