Can you cheat at D&D?

[Nilehus]

Given that you still have a 50/50 chance of succeeding on any task, and can only attempt tasks sanctioned by the One True Holy Jedipotter, Long May He Reign, it doesn't matter if you're Orcus or a commoner.

I'm imagining Orcus trying to do something completely basic, like just sitting down in a chair... And failing utterly miserably.

Orcus doesn't feel like a word anymore...