House in the Countryside

"The fried meat of a pig, please."

Needs the Cat is here, on the kitchen table. In fact, Needs Food Badly has been here, for hours in fact, sitting on that kitchen table, he was just doing so in a reality approximately three cosmic inches to the left of this one. Others may get the sensation that he has been here all along; they just never bothered to notice him there until now. It's okay, Needs understands. He hasn't been moving from this spot at all; he hasn't blinked, nor has his chest expanded or shrunk for breath. It's perfectly understandable that you might've completely overlooked him.