GM: "I bought extra dividers so that I can keep all my cases separated. Otherwise they'd all jumble together and you'd see Jersey Devils again."
Amaya: "Jevels from Jerwls?"
GM: "Speaking of being jumbled, someone rolled a 1 on English."

GM: "Okay, so what is the plan?"
Nicolette: "I believe Amaya was looking for an independent surveyor?"
Amaya: "No, I'm going to the local university to find a geologist to study my rock sample."
Nicolette: "And then you are looking for an independent surveyor?"
GM: "Where are you getting the surveyor idea?"
Amaya: "Nicolette, for the next hour the words 'independent' and 'surveyor' will not be in your vocabulary. No go see the local Indian Affairs office. I'm off to the nearest uni."
GM: "So you take separate cars?"
Amaya: "I can't drive. Someone would have to drive me. Unless they have a broom here I can fly?"
Alexander: "What kind of broom? A Cleansweep?"
Ronnie: "A Firebolt."
Alexander: "Nice!"
GM: "Ugh..."
Amaya: "Okay, we'll Quiddich."

Amaya: "I have this rock samp-"
Alexander: (OOC) "Grrrah!"
Amaya: "...?"
Alexander: "Sorry, I didn't want my message sent there."
Amaya: "Excuse the cleric. His prayer got sent to the wrong god."

GM: "I hope it works like an Anti-hymen field. Err, I mean Anti-magic field."

Alexander: "I rolled a 31 on Theology. Can you keep a baby from destroying my laptop?"

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Nicolette: "How about this- we have someone in OPRI who could talk to NASA and-"
GM: "Take 52 points of damage."
Cell Phone: *Ring ring ring*
Nicolette: "Hold that B.S., I gotta take this."

GM: "Alexander, you do have a potion of cure."
Alexander: "Sweet, forgot about that. Is it Cure Light or Cure Minor wounds?"
Amaya: "Cure Light wounds. Cure Minor wounds might as well be a tic-tac."

Amaya: "What is your bat's name?"
Alexander: "My bat's name?"
Nicolette: "Dog."

Nicolette: "I go back inside the trailer. Is Maritza drinking anything?"
GM: "Yes, the blood of children."
Nicolette: "Success!"

Nicolette: "You got charged with Fourty-Two counts of prostitution in one day?! What happened?!"
Ronnie: "Well, it was a funny thing that started at K-Mart this morning-"
Nicolette: "There's a story to this?!"

Nicolette: (Uses Amaya's d20) "Eleven."
Amaya: "So you're the one sucking up all my good rolls."
Nicolette: "An eleven is a good roll?"
GM: "Compared to all the sixes that Amaya is rolling after bonuses? Yeah."

Amaya: "So if the workers don't give off heat..."
Alexander: "And they have a magical illusion about them..."
Nicolette: "And no one got hurt in these accidents... are the workers not alive?"
Amaya: "They're dead?"
Alexander: "More precisely- Undead."
Amaya: "At what point did this case go from investigating Maritza's broken drill to searching a mine for a necromancer?"
Nicolette: "I got it! Cadaver dog!"
Ares: "What, they have dead dogs too?"
Nicolette: "No, dogs that look for dead people."
Alexander: "So either the dog finds nothing or its head is going to explode."
Ronnie: "Hello, what's that Timmy? Lassie went into a mine shaft and her face detonated from the scent of evil?"