Quote Originally Posted by Necroticplague View Post
Necronpc:And yet you would still stand before me? Who now has risen as a god of death? You should be worshipping me, not defying me? I give one last chance to live.
Kreig: I have a better Idea: you go screw yourself and drop the delusions of grandeur, or die a very slow, painful death.
NecroNPC:*shoots black ray of energy from hand*
DM:Whelp, Hand of Death, you're dead now
Player: Read level 6 feat and fort save.
DM:Pawn of the Great Game, +30.
DM:...
DM:You cheeky SOAB.
Kreig: You power only extends to the pathetic whelps controlled by the forces of life and death. My time is determined by a much higher force. So what are you with all your fancy powers coming so nothing? A tiny man in overly-dramatic robes. You think you can rule the world entirely on your own power? You can't even kill one man, with not a drop of magic in his blood.Now die, and face justice.


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This Kreig is a different one from the precious one, though both were built around exploiting loopholes in their respective systems to become nigh-invincible.
Why do I believe the appropriate response would be:
"Imagine that. Let me try again."
And then blast him a couple more times until the con and str or extra damage kills him?