Quote Originally Posted by Rawhide View Post
Two "what" of beers, though? Can? Stubbie? Pot? Schooner? etc.

"I'll have a water", "I'll just have a water", "we'll have a water each", "three waters please" are all perfectly acceptable phrase here, and if it were more common to order water at a bar, I'm sure it would stand out less to you, in much the same way as people saying "I'll have two Brand Ys please".
That is completely true.