More Funny D&D Stories

[Oldmetaking]

So here is a little story

First, the players;

Kymis (Quaid): our teifling theif that was raised in a circus

Thortain (Mike): the dwarven warlord/ co-dM

Zeerith (Bryce) the drow shaman/other co-dM

And then there's Brutus, my hill giant barbarian with the ability to throw rock and the inability to speak full sentences.

Starting the game, Kymis got the rest of the group in a bar fight in a town on the edge of the feywilds against several barbarian bandits and their leader. While In the midst of fighting the leader, I notice that Zeerith (who is like a brother to me) gets hit by a club-wielding thug.

So I state "I use throw rock at the
bandit"
Mike: "what rock? There is no rocks nearby"

I realize two distinct things at that moment.

1. He is absolutely right
2. Throw rock means I can throw anything.


So I try to throw the bandit leader.

Mike says that I have to roll twice (1 for the grab and another for the throw)

I get a success on the grab and a nat 20 on the throw.

The bandit looks up to see a 7'11" hill giant throw his leader (who is 1 foot shorter) and knock both down.

I literally broke the group with laughter.


Next time: Brutus, Thortain, and Kymis try to topple a warded caravan, and I get over 3 astral diamonds worth of treasure, at level one.