Quote Originally Posted by Thanqol View Post
One time I got swooped so badly that I was bleeding from my head. Another time they came after my dog. A third time, like two weeks ago, like 20 of them chased me for half an hour, screeching and cawing, hunting in packs. I can't even count the number of near misses.

Like, I'll joke about lethal Australian wildlife and whatever, but those birds want me dead. I don't know what I did to cross them, maybe threw some sticks at one when I was in primary school? Whatever it was, they do not forget and they do not forgive
Ouch. I've never had any problems with birds, they'll even get pretty close when I'm reading outside.