Serpentinnitus: There's a biiiiiiiiird on your head! Good thing the bear with you is a gentle one.
Thank you, Captain. I think my face looks a little wonky even a year later, but it's as recovered as it is going to get. It would give me the highest pleasure to share a drink with you.
Squee! Could you please give Maggy a kiss on her fluffy little crest from me? She looks perfect. What kind of fluff be she?
There are silvery-gray hair dyes for wizards and other senior citizens that will mollify those brassy tones which come of bleaching black hair. As it stands, you'd best get a perm and cosplay a Lannister.