Deliberately terrible character ideas

[HammeredWharf]

Mr. Bubbles

Be a Goliath Whirling Frenzy Barbarian / Frenzied Berserker.
Take the aquatic template, the Slow flaw, the trait that slows you down even more.
Use a whip.
Buy a small-sized pool you can sqeeze in and some servants to carry it.

You can't do much in combat, because your whip can barely damage most creatures and doesn't threaten anything. Also, your pool is in the way. If you get damaged and start frenzying and raging, you become too big for your pool (Goliath Barbarian sub levels) and fall out of it, starting to flap towards your enemies with the speed of 5 ft per move action. Too bad holding your breath requires some concentration, so you probably start suffocating immediately.