Deliberately terrible character ideas

[Milodiah]

OK everyone, I have a specific challenge for you:

Pokey-Man the half-ogre pikebard. His sole purpose in life is to squeeze every sourcebook for every reach extension technique ever.

I managed to give him 45 feet of reach with a longspear, but alas I have lost the character sheet and can't remember everything I used


So...I hereby challenge y'all to match or exceed a 45' reach! First I'd like to see the most possible at level five, followed by the most possible ever.

(Note: someone here will inevitably say "why not just give him a spiked chain?" The answer is that would be a good idea, and they clearly have not been paying attention.)