Quote Originally Posted by GorinichSerpant View Post
His name is Coalen Goldbludgen.
You are the proud and mighty warrior, Coalen Goldbludgen.

Okay, let's get real. You are the decidedly short and mighty warrior, Coalen Goldbludgen.

Quote Originally Posted by GorinichSerpant View Post
He also doesn't notice any pumpkins.
And you do not notice any pumpkins. You don't really see why you would.You do see lots of trees. In fact, you don't really see much but trees. Let's face it, you're probably going to get lost here, unless someone turns up to help you. But who would help you?