Our paladin dwarf didn't optimize his sexuality at all. Let's hope there isn't a recurring foe that completely exploits this.

Assassin: Get contacted via scrying by your boss with new shocking information regarding The Big Mission.

The boss in question is a LE Succubi Sorceress, who is a master expert fiend at sex and all kinds of seduction and charm, but is totally Asexual herself and finds sex a chore and she really just wants to be your Friendly Neighborhood Evil Overlord and run all her competitors out of the real estate business.

Since clothes are important otherwise she'd end up naked, Zuit Suit, Blue Suede Shoes, Fedora, and Spooky Magic Gloves. Very fashionable, but very outdated.