* My group cannot be trusted to take being a vampire seriously.

** Banging down a door (using a dead body) screaming "Please look at my face!" because the commoner actually made his will save and then slammed the door in my face is bad.

** Don't shake people's hands as a vampire. Or tap them on the shoulder. Especially if they are a little girl.

*** When you do tap a little girl on the shoulder and she dies from negative levels, and you're forced to destroy her body in order to prevent the resulting ghoul from murdering her family, your alignment will go into a very bad part of the evil alignment.

** Bring enough people to drive the cart for your coffins that you can just cycle through them during feeding. Otherwise, when you go into town to find a replacement driver, you may accidentally find one of the scariest undead hunters in the land.

** At will Dominate Person is too hilarious for our group to take seriously.