Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then

[Sartharina]

* When I told DM that my character is a wise prince, I should have clarified that he is going to be The Wise Prince

* If I'm such a fan of Monty Python that I'm starting to make unintentional references to the Holy Grail, I'm forever banned from RPGs.
** My character is a comically serious knight with three funny sidekicks. I've deserved everything.

Get back here - You're not getting out of the campaign that easily!