AMEN XLVII: Who's the Leader, Again?

[The Alexandrian]

[Main Room]

Aye, it may be true that Mister Tooth-Rot Poncemeister might not be someone most people would want to try pushing aside, but Clarissa is, without a single doubt, the AMENite you don't want to rub the wrong way. She's also not most people. And when Adel challenges her dominance with that belittle gesture of his, he violates one of the major rules on how to survive in AMEN.

Do not meddle in the affairs of Clarissa, for thou art crunchy and finger-licking good with milk.

With Adel so distracted (greeting Zane, shooing Magtok, and being floured) Clarissa attempts to sneak up behind him without making so much as a peep (every monster as terrifying as Clarissa when she's hunting has to be able to creep up behind people without them noticing) and, after retrieving a baseball bat that most Super Smash Bros fans would instantly recognize from hammerspace, charges it up. She then attempts to whack the candyvamp in the spine with enough force to send him flying through a wall or two.

He can take it! He's a vampire! How many times was Rot burned to death before someone perma-killed him! It's just a friendly love tap 's all! She's not kicking his teeth in or anything of the sort (unless the untested upstart miraculously lands within kicking range (somehow))!

Ironically, being slammed out of the park by Clarissa might save Adel from Moff's explosive fit (which Clarissa, Nicole, and Alexis just tank - being goddesses with a knack for fire magic and a dragon, respectively)

Malice, on the other hand, may find a UFP (unidentified floating picture) hovering in front of him as he is unceremoniously ejected from the premises! If Malice chooses to examine it, he'll discover that it's a lovely photo of one of the ladies who were sitting on the couch in there! On the back of the selfie of Nicole, spawn of Berissa, someone has written something in bright violet ink! What fine penmanship he/she has!

It reads:

Please give this picture to your alt-verse self, preferably the Magtok in charge of VIGIL. It'll really rile him up. If you record his reaction and send me a copy, you'll be well compensated for your efforts.

-Nicole